Saturday, July 26, 2008

A quick apology

I just wanted to apologise to you all...particularly anyone that has asked me any questions here or via email. I was just reading on the internet this morning that apparently I never answer any direct questions...this came as a bit of a surprise naturally as I thought I was actually trying my best.

I also don't apparently do any work with any real athletes...I know this will surprise some of you reading this...especially those of you that consider yourselves real.

I've been told that the facility isn't real...the athletes aren't real...oh and I forgot...I also don't train or have never trained any Olympians...I know some of you will find this extra surprising considering many of you have actually trained with them...but apparently none of you are real either so what would you know.

Anyway...I have to run because I have to go and test and coach some of you non existent athletes at my non existent facility this morning.

I hope you all accept my apology for avoiding your questions and misleading you.

P.S: I also found out that according to the masters of the internet...none of your records or achievements count unless there is video footage of it so you are all just going to have to start all over again...it's not my rules...I was told that nothing any of you have done is 'real' unless it can be shown on the world wide interweb.

Comments:
Kira said...
apology accepted :)
Thanks...that puts me at ease.
I'm amazed at the amount of negative shit you get sent!
I'm glad I do...because if some of the people making these comments agreed with me or supported me I'd probably give it all away and kill myself out of desperation and disappointment at where my career had led me. I hope they always disagree with me and rubbish me because that will always reassure me that I am doing the right thing.

I spose your blunt writing style might piss some people off.
You think my writing style is blunt...you should try getting coached by me...then you'll see blunt.

Did someone really say that you're athletes aren't real? LOL. That means you've got a pretty elaborate ruse going on :)
Yes, I've had that lots of times. Along with stuff like the time that someone who emailed me and said that I had stolen photos for my blog off someone else at bodybuilding.com. Along with the videos I stole...these would be the ones I stole that I actually appear in...work that one out? I get lots of that stuff....my favourites are the ones that start off this way....'I don't read you blog but....'. I have one guy that doesn't read my blog that emails every couple of weeks just to tell me that along with a detailed explanation of all the things that I am doing wrong.

We were discussing this morning how extensive and detailed my deception is...how I even manage to get apparently fake athletes to mention me in their biographies and in national newspapers...it's really some caper I have going on.


I didn't even know you were training elite athletes when I first started reading your blog.
Apparently I don't???

I actually read your rants because I find most of what you say useful and your writing style is pretty bloody amusing. . .
I need to make more time for ranting...I did a lot more before when I was working less....damn all this fake working eating into my internet ranting time.

The fact that you probably know what your talking about is just an added bonus :)
Now even I wouldn't go that far.
July 26, 2008 10:36 AM

ian said...
Will said...
but apparently none of you are real either so what would you know.

Which reminds me - can you send me an eMail with the list of questions I have to post up on your blog.
Don't put your stupid questions down to me...you really will ruin my reputation.
July 26, 2008 10:52 AM

Jonathan said...
The rulez of the interwez are like fight club and your breaking the rules!!!
I need to get that rule book.
What will happen first? You reach ultimate gurudom or I get JAKT? By the looks of it I seem to be ahead.
You are miles ahead...and that says a lot.
July 26, 2008 12:24 PM

Michael Sullivan said...
I can't sing, dance or act but all of my training is fake and I am fat. Can I be in a fake training video on your fake blog?
Perfect...you are just the sort of person I'm looking for...particularly to stand next to me in videos.
July 26, 2008 5:05 PM

ian said...
Will Said...
Perfect...you are just the sort of person I'm looking for...particularly to stand next to me in videos.

Is that to make Michael look like an athlete and thinner?
Definitely to make me look thinner.

By the way, is Irish Lifting near your facility? If I manage to get to Dublin I might be able to visit.
I never been out to check out Mick's warehouse but if and when you do we'll take a picnic lunch and make a day of it.
July 26, 2008 8:10 PM

6 comments:

Kira said...

apology accepted :)

I'm amazed at the amount of negative shit you get sent!

I spose your blunt writing style might piss some people off.

Did someone really say that you're athletes aren't real? LOL. That means you've got a pretty elaborate ruse going on :)

I didn't even know you were training elite athletes when I first started reading your blog.

I actually read your rants because I find most of what you say useful and your writing style is pretty bloody amusing. . .

The fact that you probably know what your talking about is just an added bonus :)


cheers

ian said...

Will said...

but apparently none of you are real either so what would you know.


Which reminds me - can you send me an eMail with the list of questions I have to post up on your blog.

Jonathan said...

The rulez of the interwez are like fight club and your breaking the rules!!!

What will happen first? You reach ultimate gurudom or I get JAKT? By the looks of it I seem to be ahead.

Michael Sullivan said...

I can't sing, dance or act but all of my training is fake and I am fat. Can I be in a fake training video on your fake blog?

ian said...

Will Said...
Perfect...you are just the sort of person I'm looking for...particularly to stand next to me in videos.


Is that to make Michael look like an athlete and thinner?

By the way, is Irish Lifting near your facility? If I manage to get to Dublin I might be able to visit.

ian said...

Will said...
I never been out to check out Mick's warehouse but if and when you do we'll take a picnic lunch and make a day of it.


Sounds like a plan. By which time, hopefully wifey will have mellowed over the purchase of the Concept 2!